A joke dat i recently got.....it will make u laugh lyk hell....HAHA
How do u count cows??....
w8 for it...
w8 for it...
Using a COW-calator....how bout them apples
Dis Is Me....SO READ IT!!
- Name:me.....real name is too long
- City:dunno, State:kept changing & my arse could not stay to one spot
- call me "me".....its easier to memories den saying out my true name really cuz my name is too long.....anyway u wanna noe about me rite....so im a normal guy getting tortured in dis whole wif boringness...its juz dat i feel dat dis world is too empty.....it needs excitement....anyway im too lazy to tell u about me n lazy to update my blog lah...i juz update songs....w8 arent they still update the blog??!...anyway, u guys go n enjoy the rest of ur days...[at least u guys still hav the rest of ur days]
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Now this story make your head hurts....b'cuz it is damn irritating
--The Mysterious Green Ping-Pong Ball--
This story, as the name of it implies, is really mysterious. It tells a tale how a boy can manage anything. This is how it goes...
There was a boy who can do anything if he trys his best. His mother died after giving birth to him. His father was so depress that he couldn't do anything but to cry. His wife's last words was to take care of their child. He was then trying to fulfill his wife's will. He took care of him, trying to make him happy. Then, the boy went to pre-school. After a few years, the teacher announed that whoever can find her cat, will get a special award. So, the whole class went around the pre-school, making cat sounds hoping that it might attract it. When everyone went home, the father asked the boy what does he want if he found the cat. The boy replied, "I would a green ping-pong ball" The father was puzzled. Why would he want a green ping-pong ball, where he can have things like a robot toy that was created by his company. The boy's father was the boss for his whole company. His company was the most successful company in the financial world. He didn't argued with his son's decision and noded. The boy founded the cat and gave to the teacher. He was awarded with chocolate by the teacher and a green ping-pong ball by his father. He was happy getting the green ping-pong ball that he rush to his room and closed the door. His father was puzzled why was he so hapy getting the ping-pong ball. But that doesn't really mind him. When the boy went to primary school, he was the top of his class and also the whole school. When it was his year-end exam, his father what he would like for a present. The boy said that he wanted a green ping-pong ball. His father didn't complian and noded. The boy passed his exam and also became the top of the whole school. He was again presented with a green ping-pong ball by his father. He was happy and, again, ran to his room. The father was again puzzled. So, he tried wasking his son what did with the ping-pong balls that he bought for him. The boy open the door but didn't say anything, instead he smiled. So, the father didn't want to know and juz walked away. When the boy came to secondary school, he became the top in everything. When it is his turn to take his 'O' level, his father asked him the same question. The boy still replied the same answer, "I want a green ping-pong ball."When he aced the 'O' level, he was presented with the ping-pong ball. The same thing happened when he got the green ping-pong ball. When he went to JC, his 'A' levels was near. His father asked the same thing. He replied the same answer. Same thing happened when he passed his 'A' level. When he was taken in by a really freat university, he wanted to get a degree. His father asked him the same question and his son replied the same thing. He was happy to get his degree and also received a green ping-pong ball. When the boy was going home from his friend's house, he was caught in a car accident. His father got to know what had happened and he quickly rushed towards the hospital. The doctor said that the boy had suffered from blood loss and also that he couldn't live for so long. He quickly rushed in to se his son. He was trying to live, but was also almost died. The father said to his son, "Before you die, would you please tell me what have you been doing with all the green ping-pong ball I bought?" So, the said,"Since you wanted to know what was I up to, I'll tell you. I have been..*tuuuuuuun~*" He died before his father could know he was up to.
That is why it is called the mysterious green ping-pong ball....It is not as bad as the Yellow House
--The Mysterious Green Ping-Pong Ball--
This story, as the name of it implies, is really mysterious. It tells a tale how a boy can manage anything. This is how it goes...
There was a boy who can do anything if he trys his best. His mother died after giving birth to him. His father was so depress that he couldn't do anything but to cry. His wife's last words was to take care of their child. He was then trying to fulfill his wife's will. He took care of him, trying to make him happy. Then, the boy went to pre-school. After a few years, the teacher announed that whoever can find her cat, will get a special award. So, the whole class went around the pre-school, making cat sounds hoping that it might attract it. When everyone went home, the father asked the boy what does he want if he found the cat. The boy replied, "I would a green ping-pong ball" The father was puzzled. Why would he want a green ping-pong ball, where he can have things like a robot toy that was created by his company. The boy's father was the boss for his whole company. His company was the most successful company in the financial world. He didn't argued with his son's decision and noded. The boy founded the cat and gave to the teacher. He was awarded with chocolate by the teacher and a green ping-pong ball by his father. He was happy getting the green ping-pong ball that he rush to his room and closed the door. His father was puzzled why was he so hapy getting the ping-pong ball. But that doesn't really mind him. When the boy went to primary school, he was the top of his class and also the whole school. When it was his year-end exam, his father what he would like for a present. The boy said that he wanted a green ping-pong ball. His father didn't complian and noded. The boy passed his exam and also became the top of the whole school. He was again presented with a green ping-pong ball by his father. He was happy and, again, ran to his room. The father was again puzzled. So, he tried wasking his son what did with the ping-pong balls that he bought for him. The boy open the door but didn't say anything, instead he smiled. So, the father didn't want to know and juz walked away. When the boy came to secondary school, he became the top in everything. When it is his turn to take his 'O' level, his father asked him the same question. The boy still replied the same answer, "I want a green ping-pong ball."When he aced the 'O' level, he was presented with the ping-pong ball. The same thing happened when he got the green ping-pong ball. When he went to JC, his 'A' levels was near. His father asked the same thing. He replied the same answer. Same thing happened when he passed his 'A' level. When he was taken in by a really freat university, he wanted to get a degree. His father asked him the same question and his son replied the same thing. He was happy to get his degree and also received a green ping-pong ball. When the boy was going home from his friend's house, he was caught in a car accident. His father got to know what had happened and he quickly rushed towards the hospital. The doctor said that the boy had suffered from blood loss and also that he couldn't live for so long. He quickly rushed in to se his son. He was trying to live, but was also almost died. The father said to his son, "Before you die, would you please tell me what have you been doing with all the green ping-pong ball I bought?" So, the said,"Since you wanted to know what was I up to, I'll tell you. I have been..*tuuuuuuun~*" He died before his father could know he was up to.
That is why it is called the mysterious green ping-pong ball....It is not as bad as the Yellow House
Now this joke is not for the faint hearted....really it is not, cuz u may think it is an adult joke but it is really not......its juz somewhat disgusting...it may gicv u a loss of appetite..so this joke is only for those above 16 yrs old...(since im the wan giving this joke.....its a different story.....i guess)....ive warned u guys about this joke......oh well, let me tell it anyway
---Roti Kaya---
Two guys, A and B, are stranded in a forest after their boat was caught by a raging storm. A suggested that they look around for food and shelter, or at least food so that they can continue finding. So, they walked. They search high and low, far and wide to find food. But it seems that all they ever did was getting even more lost in the huge and vast forest. As they walked tiredly, they found a huge mansion. They wondered who could have lived in the mansion. Then, A said to B to stay here while he search around the mansion or the area to find any food. So, B stand there and stare at the mansion and kept wondering. Then, the door opened and a girl was behind the door feeling scared watching him staring at her mansion. B asked the girl whether she lived in that huge mansion. She noded but still afraid of B. She appears to be in her teens, like at least 19 yrs old. She is quite the shy person type. So, B asked her whether she could let he and his friend in to have something to eat. She agreed, but with one condition; B has to give her "special service". B had no choice but to accept her offer. So, they went inside the mansion. While walking pass the dining room, B noticed that on the table of the dining room had alot of delicious food like Deep Fried Tiger Prawn, Ice-cream Fondue, Roasted Turkey, Sweet and Sour Fish, Honey Lemon Chicken and many famous cuisine. She said to B that they can have it all, after he fulfill their agreemant. They continued up and went to her bedroom. So, she said now to give her the "special service". She lifted up her dress and showed him her train tracks. Around her train tracks was surrounded by STD, which has colours like greenish yellow. B was so disgusted that he wants to vomit blood on the spot. He then came up with an idea. He told her to close her eyes while he does everything. As she did, B found a French loaf on a small table. He broke it in two and started clearing out all the greenish yellow stuff around it, until they are completely gone. He quickly threw it out the bread and waited for her reaction. She said that he and his friend could eat all the food on the dining table. B quickly ran down to inform A about what she said. B said, "Dudde, someone in the mansion let us in to eat. C'mon, lets's enjoy the food there." A then said to B, "No thanks, man. I'm already full." B asked A what he ate. Then, A said, "Nothing much. Juz Roti Kaya".....
Do you guys n gals get the joke?!
---Roti Kaya---
Two guys, A and B, are stranded in a forest after their boat was caught by a raging storm. A suggested that they look around for food and shelter, or at least food so that they can continue finding. So, they walked. They search high and low, far and wide to find food. But it seems that all they ever did was getting even more lost in the huge and vast forest. As they walked tiredly, they found a huge mansion. They wondered who could have lived in the mansion. Then, A said to B to stay here while he search around the mansion or the area to find any food. So, B stand there and stare at the mansion and kept wondering. Then, the door opened and a girl was behind the door feeling scared watching him staring at her mansion. B asked the girl whether she lived in that huge mansion. She noded but still afraid of B. She appears to be in her teens, like at least 19 yrs old. She is quite the shy person type. So, B asked her whether she could let he and his friend in to have something to eat. She agreed, but with one condition; B has to give her "special service". B had no choice but to accept her offer. So, they went inside the mansion. While walking pass the dining room, B noticed that on the table of the dining room had alot of delicious food like Deep Fried Tiger Prawn, Ice-cream Fondue, Roasted Turkey, Sweet and Sour Fish, Honey Lemon Chicken and many famous cuisine. She said to B that they can have it all, after he fulfill their agreemant. They continued up and went to her bedroom. So, she said now to give her the "special service". She lifted up her dress and showed him her train tracks. Around her train tracks was surrounded by STD, which has colours like greenish yellow. B was so disgusted that he wants to vomit blood on the spot. He then came up with an idea. He told her to close her eyes while he does everything. As she did, B found a French loaf on a small table. He broke it in two and started clearing out all the greenish yellow stuff around it, until they are completely gone. He quickly threw it out the bread and waited for her reaction. She said that he and his friend could eat all the food on the dining table. B quickly ran down to inform A about what she said. B said, "Dudde, someone in the mansion let us in to eat. C'mon, lets's enjoy the food there." A then said to B, "No thanks, man. I'm already full." B asked A what he ate. Then, A said, "Nothing much. Juz Roti Kaya".....
Do you guys n gals get the joke?!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
An engineer is standing outside Pearly Gates.
"Sorry,"St. Peters says, "but you're in the wrong
place." He snaps his finger and the engineer ends
up in hell.
Dissatified with th level of comfort there,
the engineer starts making improvements.
One day, God phones Satan to ask how things
are going.
"Great," he answers. "We've got central air
and escalators now.
There's no telling what will the engineer will
come up with next."
"You've got an engineer?" God says.
"There's been a mistake.
Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan chuckles. "Where
are ypu going to find a lawyer?"
"Sorry,"St. Peters says, "but you're in the wrong
place." He snaps his finger and the engineer ends
up in hell.
Dissatified with th level of comfort there,
the engineer starts making improvements.
One day, God phones Satan to ask how things
are going.
"Great," he answers. "We've got central air
and escalators now.
There's no telling what will the engineer will
come up with next."
"You've got an engineer?" God says.
"There's been a mistake.
Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan chuckles. "Where
are ypu going to find a lawyer?"
Saturday, October 25, 2008
hmmm.......hi people, but i got nth to say to all of u so me tell u guys a joke...ok??
There's a bar at the top of a 24-storey building n there, the wind was soo strong it shook the whole bar.....Ben went to dat bar after he was fired.. As usual, he ordered a beer....Clark,a man beside him, said "The wind is soo strong dat if u jump off of dis building.....u will cum back safely..." Ben didn't believe Clark at first...so Clark show him.....n he really came back...Ben was suprise but still didin't believe Clark......so Clark showed him again.....n came back safely.....so den Ben wanted to try......but he didn't came back...den the bartender said to Clark,"Ur cruel wen ur drunk,Superman"
so...u all get the joke??
There's a bar at the top of a 24-storey building n there, the wind was soo strong it shook the whole bar.....Ben went to dat bar after he was fired.. As usual, he ordered a beer....Clark,a man beside him, said "The wind is soo strong dat if u jump off of dis building.....u will cum back safely..." Ben didn't believe Clark at first...so Clark show him.....n he really came back...Ben was suprise but still didin't believe Clark......so Clark showed him again.....n came back safely.....so den Ben wanted to try......but he didn't came back...den the bartender said to Clark,"Ur cruel wen ur drunk,Superman"
so...u all get the joke??
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