Now this joke is not for the faint hearted....really it is not, cuz u may think it is an adult joke but it is really not......its juz somewhat disgusting...it may gicv u a loss of appetite..so this joke is only for those above 16 yrs old...(since im the wan giving this joke.....its a different story.....i guess)....ive warned u guys about this joke......oh well, let me tell it anyway
---Roti Kaya---
Two guys, A and B, are stranded in a forest after their boat was caught by a raging storm. A suggested that they look around for food and shelter, or at least food so that they can continue finding. So, they walked. They search high and low, far and wide to find food. But it seems that all they ever did was getting even more lost in the huge and vast forest. As they walked tiredly, they found a huge mansion. They wondered who could have lived in the mansion. Then, A said to B to stay here while he search around the mansion or the area to find any food. So, B stand there and stare at the mansion and kept wondering. Then, the door opened and a girl was behind the door feeling scared watching him staring at her mansion. B asked the girl whether she lived in that huge mansion. She noded but still afraid of B. She appears to be in her teens, like at least 19 yrs old. She is quite the shy person type. So, B asked her whether she could let he and his friend in to have something to eat. She agreed, but with one condition; B has to give her "special service". B had no choice but to accept her offer. So, they went inside the mansion. While walking pass the dining room, B noticed that on the table of the dining room had alot of delicious food like Deep Fried Tiger Prawn, Ice-cream Fondue, Roasted Turkey, Sweet and Sour Fish, Honey Lemon Chicken and many famous cuisine. She said to B that they can have it all, after he fulfill their agreemant. They continued up and went to her bedroom. So, she said now to give her the "special service". She lifted up her dress and showed him her train tracks. Around her train tracks was surrounded by STD, which has colours like greenish yellow. B was so disgusted that he wants to vomit blood on the spot. He then came up with an idea. He told her to close her eyes while he does everything. As she did, B found a French loaf on a small table. He broke it in two and started clearing out all the greenish yellow stuff around it, until they are completely gone. He quickly threw it out the bread and waited for her reaction. She said that he and his friend could eat all the food on the dining table. B quickly ran down to inform A about what she said. B said, "Dudde, someone in the mansion let us in to eat. C'mon, lets's enjoy the food there." A then said to B, "No thanks, man. I'm already full." B asked A what he ate. Then, A said, "Nothing much. Juz Roti Kaya".....

Do you guys n gals get the joke?!